The Lonely Empress

"I don't have low self esteem; I have low esteem for everyone else"-Daria. Also, I love Tina Fey.

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nostalgiaultra:

Dont be that knob who tries to be snooty about people’s universities or schools we’re all just carrots in the big debt soup

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tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

burgerkid:

when people act dumb

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foie:

HELP I CANT BREATHE

jonsterzmonsterz:

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dis fuckin bitch

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frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

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spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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julie090995:

LOOK! HE’S BEEN HIDING THE TONGUES UNDER HIS PICKLE THE WHOLE TIME