The Lonely Empress

"I don't have low self esteem; I have low esteem for everyone else"-Daria. Also, I love Tina Fey.

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bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

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kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

"A boop of tape to the noggin"

atsuperfluously:

Maybe cinema’s finest moment.

ruinedchildhood:

if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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