The Lonely Empress

"I don't have low self esteem; I have low esteem for everyone else"-Daria. Also, I love Tina Fey.

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shouldnt:

what people think tumblr is: cat gifs + porn

what tumblr actually is: cat gifs + porn

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internetboy69:

Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first

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my-twisted-fantasie:

shitborderlinesdo:

geekgirlsmash:

Actual Suicide Prevention

(Source 1, Source 2)

Not sure if this was posted already, but I thought it’d be useful.

~Alex

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meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

My mom has had me proofread her sexts to my dad as well as show me pictures of her tits to ask if they looked alright. Can I just add that she sent them to him from my phone (because she doesn’t have one). K imma go die now bye.

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

A Word To Everyone Still In High School

speedlimit15:

sorry

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fallontonight:

John Stamos does not age